Funny My Boobs Would Be So Lonely Without You Typography Valentine's Day Card

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Front of card:
A humorous and cheeky Valentine's Day card featuring big bold white text on a pink background, the text has a love heart below it.

Text reads:
"My boobs would be so lovely without you touching them all the time."

Back of card:
Gift Delivery logo.