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Front of card: You're Now In Your Prime! Birthday Card Illustration of a popular YouTube influencer. Text reads: "Happy birthday you're now in your...prime". Back of card: All Things Banter Logo

You're Now In Your Prime! Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a member of parliament. Text reads: "Seats won time for birthday fun!". Mrs Best Paper Co logo

Seats Won Time For Birthday Fun Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a nacho character on an orange background. Text reads: "Nacho average uncle happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Nacho Average Uncle Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black typography on a yellow background. Text reads: "As cousins go you're okay... I guess happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler As Cousins Go You're Okay I Guess Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text on a lime green-coloured background. Text reads: "As sons go you're okay... I guess. Happy Birthday." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Slightly As Son Go You're Okay I Guess Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black typography on an off white background. Text reads: "An uncoole - one of my parents lane brothers, who tells bad jokes and thinks he’s funny". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler An Uncoole Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a green background. Text reads: "For my fun, pisshead uncle". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler For My Fun P**shead Uncle Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on a pink background. Text reads: "I'm not going to pretend you’re the best niece because it’s your birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Not Going To Pretend You’re The Best Niece Because It’s Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Happy birthday brother you old codger". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Brother You Old Codger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a smelly milk carton character. Text reads: "You're so old that if you were milk... I'd have to give you a sniff first!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're So Old That Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on a green background. Text reads: "I'm not going to pretend you’re the best brother because it’s your birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Not Going To Pretend You’re The Best Brother Because It’s Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a cheerful wrapped Birthday present character with a big red bow and hand-drawn text above and below on a vibrant yellow-coloured background. Text reads: "My presence is your present." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler My Presence Is Your Present Illustrated Birthday Present Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a green background. Text reads: "Your birthday is near Christmas? That must suck hahaha". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Your Birthday Is Near Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: " You were an accident". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Humorous You Were An Accident Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text in the centre on a red-coloured background. Text reads: "You are my brother and it is your Birthday. Happy Birthday" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are My Brother And It Is Your Birthday Typographic Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase typography on a peach background. Text reads: "You are my son and it is your birthday. happy birthday.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are My Son And It Is Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a purple background. Text reads: "To my favourite nephew! (just kidding, I hate you all equally)". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler To My Favourite Nephew Just Kidding I Hate You All Equally Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on a white background. Text reads: "I'm not going to pretend you’re the best son because it’s your birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Not Going To Pretend You’re The Best Son Because It’s Your Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text in the centre on a blue-coloured background. Text reads: "All the shops sold out of video games intended for kids so I got you this card instead, boyfriend." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Boyfriend Sold Out Of Video Games So I Got You This Card Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring hand-lettered text in the centre on a pink-coloured background. Text reads: "Daughter, I preferred you when you were younger. You did what you were told." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Daughter I Preferred You When You Were Younger Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were younger. You did what you were told". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were Younger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an green background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were a baby. You didn’t backchat.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were A Baby Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Nephew, you’re great but your parents are questionable". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Nephew You’re Great But Your Parents Are Questionable Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Niece, I am so glad you grew into your face, you had us all worried for a while. Happy birthday". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Niece So Glad You Grew Into Your Face Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a pie chart. Text reads: "Why I sent you this card. We’re cousins and it’s your birthday. My mum made me.". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Why I Sent You This Card Cousin Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold white text with the word 'Holidays' struck out, there are little hand-drawn holly adorning the text on a red-coloured background. Text reads: "Happy H̶o̶l̶i̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ Birthday." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Happy H̶o̶l̶i̶d̶a̶y̶s̶ Birthday Typographic Birthday Card

A Birthday Is Like A Prime Minister Funny Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a politician. Text reads: "A birthday is like a prime minister... it'll be gone before you know it so enjoy it while you can!".

A Birthday Is Like A Prime Minister Funny Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of the UK Prime Minister at a podium getting soaked in the pouring rain. Text reads: "Another Birthday? Don't worry... Things can only get better!". Back of card: Hanson White UK Greetings logo.

Another Birthday Don't Worry Things Can Only Get Better Birthday Card

Funny Pun Birthday Beer Card Text reads: "To Show You how much I care I'm taking you for a birthday beer!" -fixed text. Back of card: Martyn Scribbler Cards

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